Wednesday, February 13, 2013

YOUR ANNUAL DEMENTIA TEST!



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If you said, bread, go to Question 2.
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2. Say 'silk ' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?



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Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question.
Your brain is over stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a
more appropriate literature such as Good Housekeeping.
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Okay, you're confused. We are doing your "Yearly Dementia Test"
I ask a question and you answer it to the best of your ability. You
have been instructed NOT TO CHEAT.....
However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.
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3. If a red house is made from red wood and a blue house is made from
blue wood and a pink house is made from pink wood and a black house is
made from black wood, What is a green house made from?


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Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green wood,'
why are you still reading these??? Are you feeling somewhat depressed?
Watch a little TV to calm your nerves...have a snooze!
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If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.
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4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany
(If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into
West Germany and East Germany ..) Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail.
The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides
on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can
do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of 'no man's
land' between East Germany and West Germany . Where would you bury the
survivors? East Germany , West Germany , or no man's land'?

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