Friday, July 30, 2010

Hard Financial Times

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker.

She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says: "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy.
Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."

She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and asks: "How much?"

She says: "A hundred dollars."

He says: "Shit. All I've got is thirty."

She says: "Hold on."

She runs back to Harry and says: "What can he get for thirty dollars?"

Harry says: "A hand job".

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job. He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply HUGE male unit.

She stares at it for a minute, and then says: "I'll be right back." She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly: "Harry, can you lend this guy seventy bucks?".

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