Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Learning to cook made easy!


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You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four

large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a
teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a
bottle of whisky.
 
Sample the whisky to check for quality.
 
Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it is the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on
the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.
 
Make sure the whisky is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the
mixer. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the
beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.
 
Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups
of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whisky. Now sift
the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon.
Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.
 
Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget
to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window, check
the whisky again and go to bed.
 

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