Monday, November 30, 2009

SOS Plane

An aeroplane flying over the pacific starts getting mechanical problems and the pilot says "Ladies and gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggage must be thrown out."


A little later, the pilot says "We're still losing altitude, we must throw anything out that is in the cabin".

Pilot "Still going down - we must throw out some people".
There's a big gasp from the passengers! (Pilot):"But to make this fair, passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order.."

So; "A.... any Africans on board?" No one moves.
Pilot: "B...any Bla cks on board?" No one moves.
Pilot: "C..any Caribbeans on board?" Still no one moves.

(A little black boy - asking his dad) "Dad…what are we?"
Dad: "Tonight my dear son, we are Zulus!"

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